New Sibling Enthusiast Gifts

'Is that IT? All this way for just the ONE?'

'Why can't we trade him to that lady for her two little girls?'

Child driving a toy car

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

"I'm an oldest child trapped in the body of a middle child."

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

Snooze buttons for cat owners

'Oh, nothing, just babysitting the Lord of the Rings.'

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

'The cow jumped over the Moon? -- What was SHE on?'

Maternity ward: 'Oh boy - stereo!'

Windmill

The Taming of the Ewe

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

"Mom, when the baby's born, can I have the bubble wrap it's shipped in?"

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

'No honey, you can't sell him on ebay.'

'He took a fetching class.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

'Oh, boy - stereo!'

'Enjoy it while you can, kid...one day you wake up and you're five!'

Boy slides down handrail.

'After we had him declawed he started taking on a tougher persona to compensate.'

"I didn't hear the full story, but you came from either the stork or ebay."

'Who are you and what do you want?'

Freak Family.

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

'Mum, she pulled my mane!'

The Poodle and The Twooudle.

Look out, you're sitting on a worm!