New Sibling Enthusiast Pillows

'Is that IT? All this way for just the ONE?'

'Why can't we trade him to that lady for her two little girls?'

Child driving a toy car

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

'Oh, nothing, just babysitting the Lord of the Rings.'

"I'm an oldest child trapped in the body of a middle child."

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

Snooze buttons for cat owners

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

'The cow jumped over the Moon? -- What was SHE on?'

Maternity ward: 'Oh boy - stereo!'

The Taming of the Ewe

"Mom, when the baby's born, can I have the bubble wrap it's shipped in?"

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

Windmill

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

'He took a fetching class.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

'Oh, boy - stereo!'

'Enjoy it while you can, kid...one day you wake up and you're five!'

Boy slides down handrail.

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

'Who are you and what do you want?'

'Mum, she pulled my mane!'

Freak Family.

"Any possibility of a puppy?"

The Poodle and The Twooudle.