New Sibling Adventure Pillows

'Oh, boy - stereo!'

At the Museum

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

'Why can't we trade him to that lady for her two little girls?'

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

Boy and Bear and Monster

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

Child driving a toy car

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

What do you want, the moon on a stick?

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

Bathroom Fairy

"Better luck next time, kid."

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

'Oh, nothing, just babysitting the Lord of the Rings.'

'The cow jumped over the Moon? -- What was SHE on?'

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

The Charge of the Kids

Maternity ward: 'Oh boy - stereo!'

6th Grade Do-You-Own Research Fair

'I've been watering myself by taking showers. How come I'm not growing as tall as your plants?'

Fade to black...

A balloon vendor hands a child his only 'good' face out of many,less than desireable faces.

"Mom, when the baby's born, can I have the bubble wrap it's shipped in?"

'Is that IT? All this way for just the ONE?'

Windmill