New Sibling Adventure Pillows

'Oh, boy - stereo!'

At the Museum

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

'Why can't we trade him to that lady for her two little girls?'

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

Boy and Bear and Monster

Child driving a toy car

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

What do you want, the moon on a stick?

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

Magnet School. A "magnet school"? Won't that mess up the computers?

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

"Better luck next time, kid."

'Oh, nothing, just babysitting the Lord of the Rings.'

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

Bathroom Fairy

'The cow jumped over the Moon? -- What was SHE on?'

The Charge of the Kids

I think you meant to huff 'n' puff at the next house over.

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

Maternity ward: 'Oh boy - stereo!'

6th Grade Do-You-Own Research Fair

'I've been watering myself by taking showers. How come I'm not growing as tall as your plants?'

Fade to black...

A balloon vendor hands a child his only 'good' face out of many,less than desireable faces.

"Mom, when the baby's born, can I have the bubble wrap it's shipped in?"

"I don't get it either, but my mom keeps telling me to hang up the phone, so I do it to make her happy."

'Is that IT? All this way for just the ONE?'