Welcoming New Sibling Pillows

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

Santa Claus's Mail

'Why can't we trade him to that lady for her two little girls?'

Child driving a toy car

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

"Oh,oh - here comes quality time again."

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

'Oh, nothing, just babysitting the Lord of the Rings.'

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

'The cow jumped over the Moon? -- What was SHE on?'

Maternity ward: 'Oh boy - stereo!'

Windmill

"Mom, when the baby's born, can I have the bubble wrap it's shipped in?"

Untidy bedroom

"Mom, when do I get my own room?"

'Oh, boy - stereo!'

'Oh look Julia, he's just text me his first word.'

Boy slides down handrail.

'I never know how much to leave for lunch.'

"Any possibility of a puppy?"

Freak Family.

Baby restaurant

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

'Ma, come see what just crawled out of the woodpile.'

Thomas was brought up by his extended family

"So, the inevitable sequel."

"Your priorities change once you get a new toy."

"I'v got this center-of-the-universe gig."

"Forward and backward, not up and down!"

'I suppose this puts my new bike on the back burner?'