Welcoming New Sibling Gifts

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'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

Santa Claus's Mail

'Why can't we trade him to that lady for her two little girls?'

Child driving a toy car

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

"Oh,oh - here comes quality time again."

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

'Oh, nothing, just babysitting the Lord of the Rings.'

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

'The cow jumped over the Moon? -- What was SHE on?'

Maternity ward: 'Oh boy - stereo!'

"Technology is for babies!"

Windmill

"Mom, when the baby's born, can I have the bubble wrap it's shipped in?"

Untidy bedroom

"Mom, when do I get my own room?"

'Oh, boy - stereo!'

Boy slides down handrail.

Of course he hasn't grown wings yet – You carry him everywhere.

'Oh look Julia, he's just text me his first word.'

"I didn't hear the full story, but you came from either the stork or ebay."

'I never know how much to leave for lunch.'

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

"I'v got this center-of-the-universe gig."

Freak Family.

"Your priorities change once you get a new toy."

'Ma, come see what just crawled out of the woodpile.'

"Any possibility of a puppy?"

"So, the inevitable sequel."

Baby restaurant

"See? That's why my Mom wanted me to get her genetics."

Thomas was brought up by his extended family

"Forward and backward, not up and down!"