Welcoming New Family Member Gifts

Thomas was brought up by his extended family

Family welcoming in an adopted child.

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

Santa Claus's Mail

"Well, I'm thinking about boarding school. Though I'm not sure they accept adults."

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

'We found you in a cabbage!'

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

'So far I've found out the doctor had something to do with it.'

"My wife tells me the bee has struck again!"

"Yeah, I'm still scared of it too, but the worst part is that it seems to be GROWING...."

'It's going to be a vegan.'

Family working together

'It makes baptisms a lot more fun for everyone.'

Stork and baby discover scarecrows

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

"I don't get it! They're both diurnal, so why on earth would they bring back from the hospital a baby that's awake all night?"

'I can't wait to embarrass him when he's a teenager.'

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

"She bathes him. She feeds him. She burps him. Mother's a real micromanager."

'Guess who's teething?'

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

Look at it this way: You're changing the future of the nation...one diaper at a time!

"The Ugly Duckling didn't know why he was so attracted to swan culture."

"I can hardly wait for him to start leading a life of quiet desperation."

"Congratulations. It's a litter."

Dummies for Dummies.

Mime father in the delivery room.

'Breasts can be so rude. So often they start without me.'

Untidy bedroom

'It's one of life's little miracles!'

"it's just... we're too lazy to have any of our own."