Welcoming New Family Member Prints

Thomas was brought up by his extended family

Family welcoming in an adopted child.

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

Santa Claus's Mail

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

"Well, I'm thinking about boarding school. Though I'm not sure they accept adults."

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

'We found you in a cabbage!'

'So far I've found out the doctor had something to do with it.'

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

"My wife tells me the bee has struck again!"

'It's going to be a vegan.'

"Yeah, I'm still scared of it too, but the worst part is that it seems to be GROWING...."

Family working together

Stork and baby discover scarecrows

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

'Guess who's teething?'

'I can't wait to embarrass him when he's a teenager.'

"I don't get it! They're both diurnal, so why on earth would they bring back from the hospital a baby that's awake all night?"

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

"She bathes him. She feeds him. She burps him. Mother's a real micromanager."

"I can hardly wait for him to start leading a life of quiet desperation."

Mime father in the delivery room.

"Congratulations. It's a litter."

Look at it this way: You're changing the future of the nation...one diaper at a time!

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

"The Ugly Duckling didn't know why he was so attracted to swan culture."

Dummies for Dummies.

'Breasts can be so rude. So often they start without me.'

'It's one of life's little miracles!'

Untidy bedroom

"it's just... we're too lazy to have any of our own."

A woman looks at greeting cards in a section entitled "New Pie".