New Baby In Family Prints

Woman Breast-Feeding Two Babies & Third Child Sucking Breast-Shaped Ice Cream

"She bathes him. She feeds him. She burps him. Mother's a real micromanager."

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

"Pick me!"

Batman at the Maternity Ward

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

Cry babies.

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

Pool attached to child's bed.

Late night teddy reading

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

Swinging on a star.

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

'He has your nose and my ears.'

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

"The doctor wanted me to let you know that everything is fine, but your c-section didn't go quite as planned. it was more like a 'K' section..."

A mother and baby elephant

"Well, I'm thinking about boarding school. Though I'm not sure they accept adults."

The born comedian - 'I'm only two days old and already I'm using great one liners!'

The No No No's

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

Twenty-first century baby walker

"Just kick back and enjoy this. These are the nest years of our lives!"

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

'Why can't we trade him to that lady for her two little girls?'