Birth Of A New Sibling Prints

'Don't get too used to being the youngest, little brother: It won't last...'

'You'd think you guys never saw a baby before!'

"My parents downloaded a newer version."

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'Why can't we trade him to that lady for her two little girls?'

Child driving a toy car

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

'Oh, nothing, just babysitting the Lord of the Rings.'

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

'The cow jumped over the Moon? -- What was SHE on?'

Groovy Baby

Windmill

"Mom, when the baby's born, can I have the bubble wrap it's shipped in?"

Newborns on cell phones

Reflected Glory

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

Untidy bedroom

'I don't like that one. . . how about the one with the cute smile.'

"Mom, when do I get my own room?"

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

'A boy? Come on, Mom, you can do better than that!'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- it's hard to believe we're related.'

'Oh look Julia, he's just text me his first word.'

'I never know how much to leave for lunch.'

Boy slides down handrail.

"Your priorities change once you get a new toy."

Baby restaurant

"Which one is yours?"

"So, the inevitable sequel."

Freak Family.

"Good news. Your mother is pregnant, so, we won't be mortgaging your future."

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'