Birth Of A New Sibling Prints

'Don't get too used to being the youngest, little brother: It won't last...'

'You'd think you guys never saw a baby before!'

"My parents downloaded a newer version."

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'Why can't we trade him to that lady for her two little girls?'

Child driving a toy car

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

'Oh, nothing, just babysitting the Lord of the Rings.'

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

'The cow jumped over the Moon? -- What was SHE on?'

Groovy Baby

"Mom, when the baby's born, can I have the bubble wrap it's shipped in?"

"Technology is for babies!"

Windmill

'I don't like that one. . . how about the one with the cute smile.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

Reflected Glory

Newborns on cell phones

Untidy bedroom

"Mom, when do I get my own room?"

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

'A boy? Come on, Mom, you can do better than that!'

Boy slides down handrail.

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- it's hard to believe we're related.'

'I never know how much to leave for lunch.'

"I didn't hear the full story, but you came from either the stork or ebay."

'Oh look Julia, he's just text me his first word.'

Freak Family.

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

Baby restaurant

"Any possibility of a puppy?"

"So, the inevitable sequel."