Brother With A New Baby Prints

"Yecch! How can something so sweet put out something so yucky?"

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

"Little Lucas doesn't go anywhere without his weighted blanket."

-THIRTY thousand? I thought you wanted TEN thousand? -I'm having triplets!

"She bathes him. She feeds him. She burps him. Mother's a real micromanager."

"Technology is for babies!"

Reflected Glory

"Mom, when do I get my own room?"

Untidy bedroom

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

'Oh look Julia, he's just text me his first word.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- it's hard to believe we're related.'

'I never know how much to leave for lunch.'

Baby restaurant

"That's my baby brother? Then why'd you eat him?"

'His vocabulary is tiny, but effective.'

Baby beluga, middle child beluga, firstborn beluga

'Does this mean I have to share my pocket money?'

"We're already wondering what her legacy might be."

'This is my little brother -- He believes in freedom of screech.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

"You mean my little sister could be a BOY?"

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

'Mom, is the baby my sequel or a spin-off?'

'He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites.'

'I'd like an older brother, please.'

Woman Breast-Feeding Two Babies & Third Child Sucking Breast-Shaped Ice Cream

"Can I see his resume?"

'Well, I just followed them home and they ended up adopting me: You could try that too maybe..'.