Expecting A New Sibling Gifts

'If your parents are thinking of having another baby, then you haven't been doing your job.'

'You're going to have a new brother or sister.'

"Life as I know it is over! My mom's going to have another baby... I'm no longer their pride and joy!"

"You mean my little sister could be a BOY?"

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

'I trust this is a non-smoking uterus!'

"I had no idea life could be so complicated."

"Wow! According to this if I dig straight down I'll find a delivery suite."

"Nine months in here?? I trust I can get out in seven months with good behaviour!"

'...And there's the hands - it looks like - well, it looks like he's texting.'

"Mom, when do I get my own room?"

Reflected Glory

'I don't like that one. . . how about the one with the cute smile.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

'I never know how much to leave for lunch.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- it's hard to believe we're related.'

'Oh look Julia, he's just text me his first word.'

"Good news. Your mother is pregnant, so, we won't be mortgaging your future."

Baby restaurant

"Now they tell me there's a departure tax."

'Does this mean I have to share my pocket money?'

'Watch out for my little brother -- he's clothing-optional.'

'Mom says she has a souffle in the oven - Does that mean I'm going to have a baby brother?'

"We're already wondering what her legacy might be."

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

'Mom, is the baby my sequel or a spin-off?'

'Another common mistake is to forget to take off the dirty nappy before putting the clean one on.'

The Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'I'm a fully qualified puppeteer!'

'I'd like an older brother, please.'

'He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites.'