Expecting A Sibling Gifts

'I don't like that one. . . how about the one with the cute smile.'

"Good news. Your mother is pregnant, so, we won't be mortgaging your future."

'Mom says she has a souffle in the oven - Does that mean I'm going to have a baby brother?'

"You're going to have a sister. Mommy has a prize inside her."

Cry babies.

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

'I trust this is a non-smoking uterus!'

-THIRTY thousand? I thought you wanted TEN thousand? -I'm having triplets!

"I had no idea life could be so complicated."

"Wow! According to this if I dig straight down I'll find a delivery suite."

"This could be quite boring. No club jumper, no theme song and no pie nights!"

"Nine months in here?? I trust I can get out in seven months with good behaviour!"

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

"Mom, when do I get my own room?"

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

"Looks like I have a choice... I wait for contractions or I bungee jump!!"

'...And there's the hands - it looks like - well, it looks like he's texting.'

Reflected Glory

'A boy? Come on, Mom, you can do better than that!'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- it's hard to believe we're related.'

'I never know how much to leave for lunch.'

'Oh look Julia, he's just text me his first word.'

'What a coincidence....that's my mum's name to!'

Baby restaurant

"Now they tell me there's a departure tax."

'Does this mean I have to share my pocket money?'

"You mean my little sister could be a BOY?"

"We're already wondering what her legacy might be."

'Watch out for my little brother -- he's clothing-optional.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'