Birth Of Sibling Gifts

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- it's hard to believe we're related.'

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

"Oh,oh - here comes quality time again."

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Groovy Baby

"Technology is for babies!"

"Once I have the motor skills, I'll be knee deep in pudding every. Damn. Day."

'I don't like that one. . . how about the one with the cute smile.'

Newborns on cell phones

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

"Mom, when do I get my own room?"

Reflected Glory

'A boy? Come on, Mom, you can do better than that!'

'I never know how much to leave for lunch.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- it's hard to believe we're related.'

'Oh look Julia, he's just text me his first word.'

"Good news. Your mother is pregnant, so, we won't be mortgaging your future."

"Which one is yours?"

Baby restaurant

'They sort of grow on you.'

'Does this mean I have to share my pocket money?'

'Mom says she has a souffle in the oven - Does that mean I'm going to have a baby brother?'

'What is she thinking? Cloth diapers are soooo out of style this season.'

Board on Baby

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

"You mean my little sister could be a BOY?"

"We're already wondering what her legacy might be."

'This is my little brother -- He believes in freedom of screech.'

'Watch out for my little brother -- he's clothing-optional.'

'The more you drink the more I produce.'