Newborn's Sibling Gifts

"We're already wondering what her legacy might be."

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'Why can't we trade him to that lady for her two little girls?'

Child driving a toy car

"Oh,oh - here comes quality time again."

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

'Oh, nothing, just babysitting the Lord of the Rings.'

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

'The cow jumped over the Moon? -- What was SHE on?'

Groovy Baby

Maternity ward: 'Oh boy - stereo!'

Windmill

"Technology is for babies!"

"Once I have the motor skills, I'll be knee deep in pudding every. Damn. Day."

"Mom, when the baby's born, can I have the bubble wrap it's shipped in?"

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

Reflected Glory

"Mom, when do I get my own room?"

Untidy bedroom

Newborns on cell phones

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

'A boy? Come on, Mom, you can do better than that!'

'I never know how much to leave for lunch.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- it's hard to believe we're related.'

Boy slides down handrail.

"I didn't hear the full story, but you came from either the stork or ebay."

'Oh look Julia, he's just text me his first word.'

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

"Which one is yours?"

Freak Family.

"Any possibility of a puppy?"

Baby restaurant