Siblings With A Newborn Gifts

"Or, it could be a huge advantage."

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

"Darling... I think the Baby's been eating the fridge magnets again."

"I saved us a hundred bucks on a Jolly Jumper."

"Oh,oh - here comes quality time again."

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Groovy Baby

Maternity ward: 'Oh boy - stereo!'

"Technology is for babies!"

"Once I have the motor skills, I'll be knee deep in pudding every. Damn. Day."

"Wow! According to this if I dig straight down I'll find a delivery suite."

"Nine months in here?? I trust I can get out in seven months with good behaviour!"

"Mom, when do I get my own room?"

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

Reflected Glory

Newborns on cell phones

'Oh look Julia, he's just text me his first word.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- it's hard to believe we're related.'

'I never know how much to leave for lunch.'

Argument between Disposable or Washable Nappies

Baby restaurant

"Which one is yours?"

'They sort of grow on you.'

'Does this mean I have to share my pocket money?'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

"We're already wondering what her legacy might be."

"You mean my little sister could be a BOY?"

Board on Baby

"Yecch! How can something so sweet put out something so yucky?"

'What is she thinking? Cloth diapers are soooo out of style this season.'

'The more you drink the more I produce.'