Siblings With A New Baby Gifts

'Oh look Julia, he's just text me his first word.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

"Oh,oh - here comes quality time again."

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Groovy Baby

"I had no idea life could be so complicated."

"Wow! According to this if I dig straight down I'll find a delivery suite."

Moms gone wild

"Nine months in here?? I trust I can get out in seven months with good behaviour!"

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

Newborns on cell phones

'You say that he's so good that you 'Don't know you've got him', so what's the point of him?'

Reflected Glory

"Mom, when do I get my own room?"

'This might be a good time to discuss a few grievances.'

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

'...And there's the hands - it looks like - well, it looks like he's texting.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- it's hard to believe we're related.'

'I never know how much to leave for lunch.'

"Which one is yours?"

Baby restaurant

'They sort of grow on you.'

'Does this mean I have to share my pocket money?'

'What is she thinking? Cloth diapers are soooo out of style this season.'

"We're already wondering what her legacy might be."

'Watch out for my little brother -- he's clothing-optional.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

"You mean my little sister could be a BOY?"

"Yecch! How can something so sweet put out something so yucky?"

'The more you drink the more I produce.'

'Mom, is the baby my sequel or a spin-off?'