Siblings With A New Baby Gifts

'Oh look Julia, he's just text me his first word.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

"Oh,oh - here comes quality time again."

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Groovy Baby

"I had no idea life could be so complicated."

"Wow! According to this if I dig straight down I'll find a delivery suite."

Moms gone wild

"Technology is for babies!"

"Nine months in here?? I trust I can get out in seven months with good behaviour!"

'This might be a good time to discuss a few grievances.'

"Mom, when do I get my own room?"

Newborns on cell phones

'...And there's the hands - it looks like - well, it looks like he's texting.'

'You say that he's so good that you 'Don't know you've got him', so what's the point of him?'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

Reflected Glory

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- it's hard to believe we're related.'

'I never know how much to leave for lunch.'

Baby restaurant

"Which one is yours?"

'They sort of grow on you.'

'Does this mean I have to share my pocket money?'

'Watch out for my little brother -- he's clothing-optional.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

"You mean my little sister could be a BOY?"

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

Board on Baby

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

'What is she thinking? Cloth diapers are soooo out of style this season.'

"We're already wondering what her legacy might be."

"Yecch! How can something so sweet put out something so yucky?"

'The more you drink the more I produce.'