Siblings Of New Babies Gifts

Warning: No over-taking in birth canal.

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

"Oh,oh - here comes quality time again."

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Groovy Baby

Maternity ward: 'Oh boy - stereo!'

"Wow! According to this if I dig straight down I'll find a delivery suite."

"Once I have the motor skills, I'll be knee deep in pudding every. Damn. Day."

"This could be quite boring. No club jumper, no theme song and no pie nights!"

"Nine months in here?? I trust I can get out in seven months with good behaviour!"

"Looks like I have a choice... I wait for contractions or I bungee jump!!"

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

Newborns on cell phones

"Mom, when do I get my own room?"

Reflected Glory

'A boy? Come on, Mom, you can do better than that!'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- it's hard to believe we're related.'

'I never know how much to leave for lunch.'

'Oh look Julia, he's just text me his first word.'

"Which one is yours?"

'What a coincidence....that's my mum's name to!'

Baby restaurant

'They sort of grow on you.'

'Does this mean I have to share my pocket money?'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

"You mean my little sister could be a BOY?"

'What is she thinking? Cloth diapers are soooo out of style this season.'

"We're already wondering what her legacy might be."

'Watch out for my little brother -- he's clothing-optional.'