Siblings Of A New Baby Gifts

Baby restaurant

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

"Oh,oh - here comes quality time again."

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Groovy Baby

Maternity ward: 'Oh boy - stereo!'

"Once I have the motor skills, I'll be knee deep in pudding every. Damn. Day."

"Wow! According to this if I dig straight down I'll find a delivery suite."

"This could be quite boring. No club jumper, no theme song and no pie nights!"

"Technology is for babies!"

"Nine months in here?? I trust I can get out in seven months with good behaviour!"

Reflected Glory

Newborns on cell phones

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

"Mom, when do I get my own room?"

"Looks like I have a choice... I wait for contractions or I bungee jump!!"

'A boy? Come on, Mom, you can do better than that!'

'I never know how much to leave for lunch.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- it's hard to believe we're related.'

'Oh look Julia, he's just text me his first word.'

'What a coincidence....that's my mum's name to!'

"Which one is yours?"

'They sort of grow on you.'

'Does this mean I have to share my pocket money?'

'What is she thinking? Cloth diapers are soooo out of style this season.'

"Yecch! How can something so sweet put out something so yucky?"

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

Board on Baby

"We're already wondering what her legacy might be."

"You mean my little sister could be a BOY?"