Siblings Of A New Baby Mugs

Baby restaurant

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

"Oh,oh - here comes quality time again."

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Groovy Baby

Maternity ward: 'Oh boy - stereo!'

"This could be quite boring. No club jumper, no theme song and no pie nights!"

"Once I have the motor skills, I'll be knee deep in pudding every. Damn. Day."

"Wow! According to this if I dig straight down I'll find a delivery suite."

"Nine months in here?? I trust I can get out in seven months with good behaviour!"

Newborns on cell phones

"Looks like I have a choice... I wait for contractions or I bungee jump!!"

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

Reflected Glory

"Mom, when do I get my own room?"

'A boy? Come on, Mom, you can do better than that!'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- it's hard to believe we're related.'

'Oh look Julia, he's just text me his first word.'

'I never know how much to leave for lunch.'

'What a coincidence....that's my mum's name to!'

"Which one is yours?"

'They sort of grow on you.'

'Does this mean I have to share my pocket money?'

'Watch out for my little brother -- he's clothing-optional.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'What is she thinking? Cloth diapers are soooo out of style this season.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

"You mean my little sister could be a BOY?"

"We're already wondering what her legacy might be."

"Yecch! How can something so sweet put out something so yucky?"