Siblings With A Newborn Mugs

"Or, it could be a huge advantage."

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

"Darling... I think the Baby's been eating the fridge magnets again."

"I saved us a hundred bucks on a Jolly Jumper."

"Oh,oh - here comes quality time again."

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Groovy Baby

Maternity ward: 'Oh boy - stereo!'

"Once I have the motor skills, I'll be knee deep in pudding every. Damn. Day."

"Wow! According to this if I dig straight down I'll find a delivery suite."

"Nine months in here?? I trust I can get out in seven months with good behaviour!"

Newborns on cell phones

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

"Mom, when do I get my own room?"

Reflected Glory

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- it's hard to believe we're related.'

'Oh look Julia, he's just text me his first word.'

'I never know how much to leave for lunch.'

"Which one is yours?"

Baby restaurant

Argument between Disposable or Washable Nappies

'They sort of grow on you.'

'Does this mean I have to share my pocket money?'

"Yecch! How can something so sweet put out something so yucky?"

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

"We're already wondering what her legacy might be."

'What is she thinking? Cloth diapers are soooo out of style this season.'

"You mean my little sister could be a BOY?"

'The more you drink the more I produce.'

'Mom, is the baby my sequel or a spin-off?'