Siblings Of The New Baby Gifts

First Gear

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

"Oh,oh - here comes quality time again."

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Groovy Baby

Maternity ward: 'Oh boy - stereo!'

"Wow! According to this if I dig straight down I'll find a delivery suite."

"Once I have the motor skills, I'll be knee deep in pudding every. Damn. Day."

"This could be quite boring. No club jumper, no theme song and no pie nights!"

"Nine months in here?? I trust I can get out in seven months with good behaviour!"

"Looks like I have a choice... I wait for contractions or I bungee jump!!"

Newborns on cell phones

Reflected Glory

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

"Mom, when do I get my own room?"

'A boy? Come on, Mom, you can do better than that!'

'I never know how much to leave for lunch.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- it's hard to believe we're related.'

'Oh look Julia, he's just text me his first word.'

Baby restaurant

"Which one is yours?"

'What a coincidence....that's my mum's name to!'

'They sort of grow on you.'

'Does this mean I have to share my pocket money?'

'Watch out for my little brother -- he's clothing-optional.'

"We're already wondering what her legacy might be."

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

'What is she thinking? Cloth diapers are soooo out of style this season.'

"You mean my little sister could be a BOY?"