Siblings Of The New Baby T-Shirts

First Gear

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

"Oh,oh - here comes quality time again."

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Groovy Baby

Maternity ward: 'Oh boy - stereo!'

"Wow! According to this if I dig straight down I'll find a delivery suite."

"Technology is for babies!"

"Once I have the motor skills, I'll be knee deep in pudding every. Damn. Day."

"This could be quite boring. No club jumper, no theme song and no pie nights!"

"Nine months in here?? I trust I can get out in seven months with good behaviour!"

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

"Mom, when do I get my own room?"

"Looks like I have a choice... I wait for contractions or I bungee jump!!"

Reflected Glory

Newborns on cell phones

'A boy? Come on, Mom, you can do better than that!'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- it's hard to believe we're related.'

'Oh look Julia, he's just text me his first word.'

'I never know how much to leave for lunch.'

"Which one is yours?"

'What a coincidence....that's my mum's name to!'

Baby restaurant

'They sort of grow on you.'

'Does this mean I have to share my pocket money?'

'What is she thinking? Cloth diapers are soooo out of style this season.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

"We're already wondering what her legacy might be."

"You mean my little sister could be a BOY?"

'Watch out for my little brother -- he's clothing-optional.'