Newborn's Sibling Pillows

"We're already wondering what her legacy might be."

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'Why can't we trade him to that lady for her two little girls?'

Child driving a toy car

"Oh,oh - here comes quality time again."

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

'Oh, nothing, just babysitting the Lord of the Rings.'

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

'The cow jumped over the Moon? -- What was SHE on?'

Groovy Baby

Maternity ward: 'Oh boy - stereo!'

"Once I have the motor skills, I'll be knee deep in pudding every. Damn. Day."

Windmill

"Mom, when the baby's born, can I have the bubble wrap it's shipped in?"

Reflected Glory

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

Untidy bedroom

Newborns on cell phones

"Mom, when do I get my own room?"

'A boy? Come on, Mom, you can do better than that!'

Boy slides down handrail.

'I never know how much to leave for lunch.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- it's hard to believe we're related.'

'Oh look Julia, he's just text me his first word.'

"So, the inevitable sequel."

Freak Family.

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

"Any possibility of a puppy?"

Baby restaurant

"Your priorities change once you get a new toy."