Siblings Of A Newborn Pillows

'The more you drink the more I produce.'

Groovy Baby

'Which one is Super and which is Unleaded?'

Newborns on cell phones

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

Come dine with me!

The Art Student.

"Ahhh... close enough."

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

Glastonbury. After.

'I have this fear of the real world...'

Polly txt speak

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

Packaging Russian Dolls

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.