Birth Of A Sibling Gifts

'Mom, is the baby my sequel or a spin-off?'

"And I thought I was irreplaceable."

'He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites.'

'Does this mean I have to share my pocket money?'

'I'd like an older brother, please.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- it's hard to believe we're related.'

'I know we've been fighting a lot recently and I'm sorry. Let's just Huggies it out.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

The Role of the Firstborn

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'Meet my new little brother. The future 'spoiled little brat'.'

'Are you sure he's my baby brother? He smells effeminate!'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

"And then, as soon as I had carved out my niche, they went and had another kid."

"Don't be jealous. This is just a backup kid - in case anything happens to you."

"Can I see his resume?"

'Do it again.'

'Watch out for my little brother -- he's clothing-optional.'

'If a baby's a gift, can we regift it if it's a girl?'

Two boys talking about their mother's new baby

Reflected Glory

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"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

"Oh,oh - here comes quality time again."

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Groovy Baby

"Once I have the motor skills, I'll be knee deep in pudding every. Damn. Day."

"Technology is for babies!"

Newborns on cell phones

"Mom, when do I get my own room?"

'I don't like that one. . . how about the one with the cute smile.'