Birth Of Sibling T-Shirts

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- it's hard to believe we're related.'

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

"Oh,oh - here comes quality time again."

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Groovy Baby

"Once I have the motor skills, I'll be knee deep in pudding every. Damn. Day."

'I don't like that one. . . how about the one with the cute smile.'

Reflected Glory

"Mom, when do I get my own room?"

Newborns on cell phones

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

'A boy? Come on, Mom, you can do better than that!'

'I never know how much to leave for lunch.'

'Oh look Julia, he's just text me his first word.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- it's hard to believe we're related.'

"Which one is yours?"

"Good news. Your mother is pregnant, so, we won't be mortgaging your future."

Baby restaurant

'They sort of grow on you.'

'Does this mean I have to share my pocket money?'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'Mom says she has a souffle in the oven - Does that mean I'm going to have a baby brother?'

"You mean my little sister could be a BOY?"

'What is she thinking? Cloth diapers are soooo out of style this season.'

'This is my little brother -- He believes in freedom of screech.'

"We're already wondering what her legacy might be."

'Watch out for my little brother -- he's clothing-optional.'

'The more you drink the more I produce.'

'Mom, is the baby my sequel or a spin-off?'