Sibling Expecting A Baby Gifts

'I trust this is a non-smoking uterus!'

Cry babies.

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

-THIRTY thousand? I thought you wanted TEN thousand? -I'm having triplets!

"I had no idea life could be so complicated."

"Wow! According to this if I dig straight down I'll find a delivery suite."

"Nine months in here?? I trust I can get out in seven months with good behaviour!"

'I don't like that one. . . how about the one with the cute smile.'

'...And there's the hands - it looks like - well, it looks like he's texting.'

'I never know how much to leave for lunch.'

'Oh look Julia, he's just text me his first word.'

The Ultrasound.

"Now they tell me there's a departure tax."

"Good news. Your mother is pregnant, so, we won't be mortgaging your future."

"It must be hereditary. My mom got pregnant too!!"

'At first I wanted a brother, but I've changed my mind... I want a puppy now.'

'Mom says she has a souffle in the oven - Does that mean I'm going to have a baby brother?'

'In the owners manual it's listed as Foetal muzak. I call it gurgling intestines!!'

"You mean my little sister could be a BOY?"

'Another common mistake is to forget to take off the dirty nappy before putting the clean one on.'

The Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'I'm a fully qualified puppeteer!'

"Baby's First Book of Retirement Planning...?"

"I guess I've got the spirit in me!"

Baby Shower.

"We offer free delivery if you spend over $15,000."

'Two more months!...who's delivering this baby...the post office?'

Baby Advertising for Milk.

Please take a number...

Hoping for a boy or girl?

'He's just been getting the baby off to sleep.'