Siblings Anticipating A New Baby Gifts

"I had no idea life could be so complicated."

'...And there's the hands - it looks like - well, it looks like he's texting.'

Cry babies.

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

-THIRTY thousand? I thought you wanted TEN thousand? -I'm having triplets!

'I trust this is a non-smoking uterus!'

"This could be quite boring. No club jumper, no theme song and no pie nights!"

"Wow! According to this if I dig straight down I'll find a delivery suite."

"Nine months in here?? I trust I can get out in seven months with good behaviour!"

'I don't like that one. . . how about the one with the cute smile.'

Batman's first Bat Mobile

"Looks like I have a choice... I wait for contractions or I bungee jump!!"

'Oh look Julia, he's just text me his first word.'

"Good news. Your mother is pregnant, so, we won't be mortgaging your future."

'What a coincidence....that's my mum's name to!'

The Ultrasound.

"Now they tell me there's a departure tax."

'At first I wanted a brother, but I've changed my mind... I want a puppy now.'

"It must be hereditary. My mom got pregnant too!!"

'Mom says she has a souffle in the oven - Does that mean I'm going to have a baby brother?'

"You mean my little sister could be a BOY?"

'In the owners manual it's listed as Foetal muzak. I call it gurgling intestines!!'

'Another common mistake is to forget to take off the dirty nappy before putting the clean one on.'

The Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'I'm a fully qualified puppeteer!'

"Baby's First Book of Retirement Planning...?"

"I guess I've got the spirit in me!"

"We offer free delivery if you spend over $15,000."

Birth Canal Border Checkpoint

'Two more months!...who's delivering this baby...the post office?'

Baby Advertising for Milk.

Hoping for a boy or girl?

What are you getting for the baby shower? She's got an online registry at some giant baby store. Nice! Then you can get exactly what she wants. And at the party .. Everyone knows exactly what I spent! Better add a few onesies to your order.

"Or, it could be a huge advantage."