The Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'I'm a fully qualified puppeteer!'
Siblings Expecting A Child Gifts
Looking for a gift for siblings expecting a child? Find delightful presents that combine humor, warmth, and good wishes for the future. From playful decor to practical keepsakes, these gifts help share in the joy of welcoming a new family member. Whether you're celebrating at a baby shower or surprising them just because, our products are designed to bring smiles and lasting memories for the expectant siblings as they prepare for this exciting new chapter.
Cry babies.
"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."
"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."
'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'
'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'
-THIRTY thousand? I thought you wanted TEN thousand? -I'm having triplets!
'I trust this is a non-smoking uterus!'
"I had no idea life could be so complicated."
"Wow! According to this if I dig straight down I'll find a delivery suite."
"This could be quite boring. No club jumper, no theme song and no pie nights!"
"Nine months in here?? I trust I can get out in seven months with good behaviour!"
"Looks like I have a choice... I wait for contractions or I bungee jump!!"
'...And there's the hands - it looks like - well, it looks like he's texting.'
Batman's first Bat Mobile
'I don't like that one. . . how about the one with the cute smile.'
'Oh look Julia, he's just text me his first word.'
"Now they tell me there's a departure tax."
The Ultrasound.
'What a coincidence....that's my mum's name to!'
"Good news. Your mother is pregnant, so, we won't be mortgaging your future."
"It must be hereditary. My mom got pregnant too!!"
'At first I wanted a brother, but I've changed my mind... I want a puppy now.'
'Mom says she has a souffle in the oven - Does that mean I'm going to have a baby brother?'
'In the owners manual it's listed as Foetal muzak. I call it gurgling intestines!!'
"You mean my little sister could be a BOY?"
'Another common mistake is to forget to take off the dirty nappy before putting the clean one on.'
"Baby's First Book of Retirement Planning...?"
"I guess I've got the spirit in me!"
"We offer free delivery if you spend over $15,000."
Baby Shower.
Birth Canal Border Checkpoint
'Two more months!...who's delivering this baby...the post office?'
Baby Advertising for Milk.
Hoping for a boy or girl?
Siblings Expecting A Child Gifts Collection
Siblings Expecting A Child Mugs
Discover our collection of mugs celebrating siblings expecting a child—perfect for everyday joy and heartfelt surprises.
Siblings Expecting A Child Pillows
Check out our cozy pillows for siblings expecting a child—add comfort and charm to their nursery or living space.
Siblings Expecting A Child Prints
Browse our delightful prints for siblings expecting a child—beautiful decor that commemorates this special time.
Siblings Expecting A Child T-Shirts
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