Sibling Expecting A Child Gifts

"Now they tell me there's a departure tax."

Cry babies.

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

-THIRTY thousand? I thought you wanted TEN thousand? -I'm having triplets!

'I trust this is a non-smoking uterus!'

"I had no idea life could be so complicated."

"Wow! According to this if I dig straight down I'll find a delivery suite."

"Nine months in here?? I trust I can get out in seven months with good behaviour!"

'I don't like that one. . . how about the one with the cute smile.'

'...And there's the hands - it looks like - well, it looks like he's texting.'

'Oh look Julia, he's just text me his first word.'

'I never know how much to leave for lunch.'

"Good news. Your mother is pregnant, so, we won't be mortgaging your future."

The Ultrasound.

"It must be hereditary. My mom got pregnant too!!"

'At first I wanted a brother, but I've changed my mind... I want a puppy now.'

"You mean my little sister could be a BOY?"

'In the owners manual it's listed as Foetal muzak. I call it gurgling intestines!!'

'Mom says she has a souffle in the oven - Does that mean I'm going to have a baby brother?'

'Another common mistake is to forget to take off the dirty nappy before putting the clean one on.'

The Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'I'm a fully qualified puppeteer!'

"Baby's First Book of Retirement Planning...?"

"I guess I've got the spirit in me!"

"We offer free delivery if you spend over $15,000."

'Two more months!...who's delivering this baby...the post office?'

Baby Advertising for Milk.

Please take a number...

Hoping for a boy or girl?

'He's just been getting the baby off to sleep.'