Siblings Expecting A Niece/nephew Gifts

Cry babies.

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

-THIRTY thousand? I thought you wanted TEN thousand? -I'm having triplets!

'I trust this is a non-smoking uterus!'

"I had no idea life could be so complicated."

"Wow! According to this if I dig straight down I'll find a delivery suite."

"This could be quite boring. No club jumper, no theme song and no pie nights!"

"Nine months in here?? I trust I can get out in seven months with good behaviour!"

Batman's first Bat Mobile

'...And there's the hands - it looks like - well, it looks like he's texting.'

"Looks like I have a choice... I wait for contractions or I bungee jump!!"

'I don't like that one. . . how about the one with the cute smile.'

'Oh look Julia, he's just text me his first word.'

'What a coincidence....that's my mum's name to!'

"Now they tell me there's a departure tax."

"Good news. Your mother is pregnant, so, we won't be mortgaging your future."

The Ultrasound.

"It must be hereditary. My mom got pregnant too!!"

'Mom says she has a souffle in the oven - Does that mean I'm going to have a baby brother?'

"You mean my little sister could be a BOY?"

'Another common mistake is to forget to take off the dirty nappy before putting the clean one on.'

The Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'I'm a fully qualified puppeteer!'

"Baby's First Book of Retirement Planning...?"

"I guess I've got the spirit in me!"

"We offer free delivery if you spend over $15,000."

Baby Shower.

Please take a number...

Hoping for a boy or girl?

Baby Advertising for Milk.

What are you getting for the baby shower? She's got an online registry at some giant baby store. Nice! Then you can get exactly what she wants. And at the party .. Everyone knows exactly what I spent! Better add a few onesies to your order.

"Or, it could be a huge advantage."

"I made my special lengua casserole! Let me serve you..."