Siblings Expecting A Niece/nephew Mugs

Cry babies.

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

-THIRTY thousand? I thought you wanted TEN thousand? -I'm having triplets!

'I trust this is a non-smoking uterus!'

"I had no idea life could be so complicated."

"This could be quite boring. No club jumper, no theme song and no pie nights!"

"Wow! According to this if I dig straight down I'll find a delivery suite."

"Nine months in here?? I trust I can get out in seven months with good behaviour!"

"Looks like I have a choice... I wait for contractions or I bungee jump!!"

'...And there's the hands - it looks like - well, it looks like he's texting.'

'I don't like that one. . . how about the one with the cute smile.'

'Oh look Julia, he's just text me his first word.'

The Ultrasound.

'What a coincidence....that's my mum's name to!'

"Good news. Your mother is pregnant, so, we won't be mortgaging your future."

"Now they tell me there's a departure tax."

"It must be hereditary. My mom got pregnant too!!"

"You mean my little sister could be a BOY?"

'Mom says she has a souffle in the oven - Does that mean I'm going to have a baby brother?'

'Another common mistake is to forget to take off the dirty nappy before putting the clean one on.'

The Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'I'm a fully qualified puppeteer!'

"We offer free delivery if you spend over $15,000."

"I guess I've got the spirit in me!"

Baby Shower.

"Baby's First Book of Retirement Planning...?"

Please take a number...

Baby Advertising for Milk.

Hoping for a boy or girl?

"You're going to have a sister. Mommy has a prize inside her."

"I made my special lengua casserole! Let me serve you..."

'Still five months to go....what a time to discover I suffer from claustrophobia.'