Sister Expecting Children Gifts

-THIRTY thousand? I thought you wanted TEN thousand? -I'm having triplets!

Cry babies.

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

'I trust this is a non-smoking uterus!'

"I had no idea life could be so complicated."

"Wow! According to this if I dig straight down I'll find a delivery suite."

"This could be quite boring. No club jumper, no theme song and no pie nights!"

Moms gone wild

"Nine months in here?? I trust I can get out in seven months with good behaviour!"

'You say that he's so good that you 'Don't know you've got him', so what's the point of him?'

'This might be a good time to discuss a few grievances.'

Batman's first Bat Mobile

'...And there's the hands - it looks like - well, it looks like he's texting.'

'I don't like that one. . . how about the one with the cute smile.'

"Looks like I have a choice... I wait for contractions or I bungee jump!!"

'Amazing, isn't it? - And she's never taken a parenting class.'

"Good news. Your mother is pregnant, so, we won't be mortgaging your future."

"Keep pushing, I can see the head!"

The Ultrasound.

"Now they tell me there's a departure tax."

'What a coincidence....that's my mum's name to!'

'At first I wanted a brother, but I've changed my mind... I want a puppy now.'

"It must be hereditary. My mom got pregnant too!!"

'Mom says she has a souffle in the oven - Does that mean I'm going to have a baby brother?'

'In the owners manual it's listed as Foetal muzak. I call it gurgling intestines!!'

"You mean my little sister could be a BOY?"

'Another common mistake is to forget to take off the dirty nappy before putting the clean one on.'

The Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'I'm a fully qualified puppeteer!'

"Baby's First Book of Retirement Planning...?"

"I guess I've got the spirit in me!"

"We offer free delivery if you spend over $15,000."

Birth Canal Border Checkpoint