Sister Expecting Children Pillows

-THIRTY thousand? I thought you wanted TEN thousand? -I'm having triplets!

Cry babies.

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

'I trust this is a non-smoking uterus!'

"I had no idea life could be so complicated."

"This could be quite boring. No club jumper, no theme song and no pie nights!"

Moms gone wild

"Wow! According to this if I dig straight down I'll find a delivery suite."

"Nine months in here?? I trust I can get out in seven months with good behaviour!"

"Looks like I have a choice... I wait for contractions or I bungee jump!!"

'I don't like that one. . . how about the one with the cute smile.'

'...And there's the hands - it looks like - well, it looks like he's texting.'

'You say that he's so good that you 'Don't know you've got him', so what's the point of him?'

'This might be a good time to discuss a few grievances.'

'Amazing, isn't it? - And she's never taken a parenting class.'

The Ultrasound.

"Now they tell me there's a departure tax."

'What a coincidence....that's my mum's name to!'

"Good news. Your mother is pregnant, so, we won't be mortgaging your future."

"Keep pushing, I can see the head!"

"It must be hereditary. My mom got pregnant too!!"

'At first I wanted a brother, but I've changed my mind... I want a puppy now.'

'Mom says she has a souffle in the oven - Does that mean I'm going to have a baby brother?'

"You mean my little sister could be a BOY?"

'In the owners manual it's listed as Foetal muzak. I call it gurgling intestines!!'

'Another common mistake is to forget to take off the dirty nappy before putting the clean one on.'

The Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'I'm a fully qualified puppeteer!'

"I guess I've got the spirit in me!"

"Baby's First Book of Retirement Planning...?"

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Baby Shower.