Sister Expecting A Baby Gifts

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

Cry babies.

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

'I'm afraid we can't deliver your baby until your CRB check comes through.'

'I trust this is a non-smoking uterus!'

-THIRTY thousand? I thought you wanted TEN thousand? -I'm having triplets!

"I had no idea life could be so complicated."

"I didn't realise it could be so complicated!"

"Wow! According to this if I dig straight down I'll find a delivery suite."

Moms gone wild

"Nine months in here?? I trust I can get out in seven months with good behaviour!"

'This might be a good time to discuss a few grievances.'

'...And there's the hands - it looks like - well, it looks like he's texting.'

'You say that he's so good that you 'Don't know you've got him', so what's the point of him?'

Batman's first Bat Mobile

'I don't like that one. . . how about the one with the cute smile.'

"Keep pushing, I can see the head!"

"Now they tell me there's a departure tax."

The Ultrasound.

"Good news. Your mother is pregnant, so, we won't be mortgaging your future."

'At first I wanted a brother, but I've changed my mind... I want a puppy now.'

"It must be hereditary. My mom got pregnant too!!"

'Mom says she has a souffle in the oven - Does that mean I'm going to have a baby brother?'

"You mean my little sister could be a BOY?"

'In the owners manual it's listed as Foetal muzak. I call it gurgling intestines!!'

'Another common mistake is to forget to take off the dirty nappy before putting the clean one on.'

The Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'I'm a fully qualified puppeteer!'

"Baby's First Book of Retirement Planning...?"

"I guess I've got the spirit in me!"

Birth Canal Border Checkpoint

Baby Shower.

"We offer free delivery if you spend over $15,000."

'Two more months!...who's delivering this baby...the post office?'

Baby Advertising for Milk.