Expectant Sister Gifts

Hoping for a boy or girl?

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

"I guess I've got the spirit in me!"

Cry babies.

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

'I'm afraid we can't deliver your baby until your CRB check comes through.'

-THIRTY thousand? I thought you wanted TEN thousand? -I'm having triplets!

'I trust this is a non-smoking uterus!'

"I had no idea life could be so complicated."

"Wow! According to this if I dig straight down I'll find a delivery suite."

Moms gone wild

"Nine months in here?? I trust I can get out in seven months with good behaviour!"

'You say that he's so good that you 'Don't know you've got him', so what's the point of him?'

'...And there's the hands - it looks like - well, it looks like he's texting.'

'This might be a good time to discuss a few grievances.'

'I don't like that one. . . how about the one with the cute smile.'

Batman's first Bat Mobile

"Keep pushing, I can see the head!"

"Good news. Your mother is pregnant, so, we won't be mortgaging your future."

The Ultrasound.

"Now they tell me there's a departure tax."

"It must be hereditary. My mom got pregnant too!!"

'At first I wanted a brother, but I've changed my mind... I want a puppy now.'

'Mom says she has a souffle in the oven - Does that mean I'm going to have a baby brother?'

"You mean my little sister could be a BOY?"

'In the owners manual it's listed as Foetal muzak. I call it gurgling intestines!!'

'Another common mistake is to forget to take off the dirty nappy before putting the clean one on.'

The Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'I'm a fully qualified puppeteer!'

"Baby's First Book of Retirement Planning...?"

Birth Canal Border Checkpoint

"We offer free delivery if you spend over $15,000."

'Two more months!...who's delivering this baby...the post office?'

Baby Advertising for Milk.

What are you getting for the baby shower? She's got an online registry at some giant baby store. Nice! Then you can get exactly what she wants. And at the party .. Everyone knows exactly what I spent! Better add a few onesies to your order.