Siblings Anticipating A New Baby Pillows

"I had no idea life could be so complicated."

'...And there's the hands - it looks like - well, it looks like he's texting.'

Cry babies.

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

-THIRTY thousand? I thought you wanted TEN thousand? -I'm having triplets!

'I trust this is a non-smoking uterus!'

"Wow! According to this if I dig straight down I'll find a delivery suite."

"This could be quite boring. No club jumper, no theme song and no pie nights!"

"Nine months in here?? I trust I can get out in seven months with good behaviour!"

'I don't like that one. . . how about the one with the cute smile.'

"Looks like I have a choice... I wait for contractions or I bungee jump!!"

'Oh look Julia, he's just text me his first word.'

"Now they tell me there's a departure tax."

"Good news. Your mother is pregnant, so, we won't be mortgaging your future."

The Ultrasound.

'What a coincidence....that's my mum's name to!'

"It must be hereditary. My mom got pregnant too!!"

'At first I wanted a brother, but I've changed my mind... I want a puppy now.'

'In the owners manual it's listed as Foetal muzak. I call it gurgling intestines!!'

'Mom says she has a souffle in the oven - Does that mean I'm going to have a baby brother?'

"You mean my little sister could be a BOY?"

'Another common mistake is to forget to take off the dirty nappy before putting the clean one on.'

The Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'I'm a fully qualified puppeteer!'

"Baby's First Book of Retirement Planning...?"

"We offer free delivery if you spend over $15,000."

"I guess I've got the spirit in me!"

'Two more months!...who's delivering this baby...the post office?'

Hoping for a boy or girl?

Baby Advertising for Milk.

'Still five months to go....what a time to discover I suffer from claustrophobia.'

'I wish you'd stop blaming me for the long pregrancy...'

"Life as I know it is over! My mom's going to have another baby... I'm no longer their pride and joy!"