New Sibling Gifts

"Forward and backward, not up and down!"

'Why can't we trade him to that lady for her two little girls?'

"My mom's having a baby. That automatically moves me into a middle management capacity within the family infrastructure."

'Hers his. That's not fair.'

"I didn't hear the full story, but you came from either the stork or ebay."

Boy slides down handrail.

"She's cute, but she's eroding my power base."

'I thought I told you not to play 'foreclosure eviction' with your sister's doll house!'

'Nice job. You just made me a middle child. Years of therapy, here I come.'

'I didn't really want a baby brother, I wanted a rabbit.'

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

Windmill

"It's not a coincidence! We are the same age, we come from the same colony, so of course, my mum is the Queen too!"

"So, the inevitable sequel."

Child driving a toy car

"Any possibility of a puppy?"

"Mom says he's a bouncing baby boy. . . wanna try it?"

'Oh, nothing, just babysitting the Lord of the Rings.'

Family wearing shin guards to protect against the kid in a play car.

A man pushing a pram

"Hey! That's my little brother! Only I get to bully him."

'Watch out for my little brother -- he's clothing-optional.'

'We had a full and frank exchange of views, and then I bopped him.'

That's not what I meant when I said play with your baby brother!

"I'm fine with another mouth to feed, as long as he doesn't eat my portion of the pizza."

"Your priorities change once you get a new toy."

"If I do that to my own Barbie, imagine what might happen to a tattle-tale."

You Always Get to Be the Good Guy

Jimmy, stop touching your sister's half of the water.

I don't think my new little sister is the latest model --- My dad said she wasn't cordless.

"Hot chocolate, straight. ...make it a double."

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

Boy balancing a baby on his feet

Freak Family.

"Mom, when the baby's born, can I have the bubble wrap it's shipped in?"