New Siblings Gifts

Maternity ward: 'Oh boy - stereo!'

"Mum, are we keeping all of them?"

At the Museum

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

'Why can't we trade him to that lady for her two little girls?'

Boy and Bear and Monster

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

Child driving a toy car

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

"Oh,oh - here comes quality time again."

What do you want, the moon on a stick?

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

"Better luck next time, kid."

'Oh, nothing, just babysitting the Lord of the Rings.'

Snowman

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

'The cow jumped over the Moon? -- What was SHE on?'

The Charge of the Kids

Groovy Baby

6th Grade Do-You-Own Research Fair

A balloon vendor hands a child his only 'good' face out of many,less than desireable faces.

Windmill

'I've been watering myself by taking showers. How come I'm not growing as tall as your plants?'

Fade to black...

"Mom, when the baby's born, can I have the bubble wrap it's shipped in?"

'Is that IT? All this way for just the ONE?'