Welcoming A New Sibling Pillows

"There's no one to blame but myself. I wish I had a little brother."

'Watch out for my little brother -- he's clothing-optional.'

"Hey mom will you c'mere. . . I think Bobby ate one of my action figures!"

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

Santa Claus's Mail

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'Why can't we trade him to that lady for her two little girls?'

Child driving a toy car

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

"Oh,oh - here comes quality time again."

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

'Oh, nothing, just babysitting the Lord of the Rings.'

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

'The cow jumped over the Moon? -- What was SHE on?'

Maternity ward: 'Oh boy - stereo!'

Windmill

"Mom, when the baby's born, can I have the bubble wrap it's shipped in?"

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

'I don't like that one. . . how about the one with the cute smile.'

Untidy bedroom

Reflected Glory

"Mom, when do I get my own room?"

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- it's hard to believe we're related.'

'Oh look Julia, he's just text me his first word.'

Boy slides down handrail.

'I never know how much to leave for lunch.'

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

'Ma, come see what just crawled out of the woodpile.'

Freak Family.

"So, the inevitable sequel."

"Your priorities change once you get a new toy."