Welcoming A New Sibling Pillows

"There's no one to blame but myself. I wish I had a little brother."

Good morning, Teddy! Ungh

'Watch out for my little brother -- he's clothing-optional.'

"Hey mom will you c'mere. . . I think Bobby ate one of my action figures!"

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

Santa Claus's Mail

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'Why can't we trade him to that lady for her two little girls?'

Child driving a toy car

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

"Oh,oh - here comes quality time again."

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

'Oh, nothing, just babysitting the Lord of the Rings.'

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

'The cow jumped over the Moon? -- What was SHE on?'

Maternity ward: 'Oh boy - stereo!'

Windmill

"Technology is for babies!"

"Mom, when the baby's born, can I have the bubble wrap it's shipped in?"

Reflected Glory

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

Untidy bedroom

'I don't like that one. . . how about the one with the cute smile.'

"Mom, when do I get my own room?"

Kid in pedal police car pulling over a kid on a trike

'I never know how much to leave for lunch.'

'Oh look Julia, he's just text me his first word.'

Of course he hasn't grown wings yet – You carry him everywhere.

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- it's hard to believe we're related.'

Boy slides down handrail.

"I didn't hear the full story, but you came from either the stork or ebay."

Freak Family.