Having A New Sibling Pillows

'I'm gonna tell Mom you ate a bad word!'

"Mom, when do I get my own room?"

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

At the Museum

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'Why can't we trade him to that lady for her two little girls?'

Boy and Bear and Monster

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

Child driving a toy car

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

'So far I've found out the doctor had something to do with it.'

"Oh,oh - here comes quality time again."

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

What do you want, the moon on a stick?

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

"Better luck next time, kid."

'Oh, nothing, just babysitting the Lord of the Rings.'

Changes at home

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

The Charge of the Kids

'The cow jumped over the Moon? -- What was SHE on?'

Toys

6th Grade Do-You-Own Research Fair

Maternity ward: 'Oh boy - stereo!'