Sibling With A New Baby Pillows

'He's just been getting the baby off to sleep.'

'I never know how much to leave for lunch.'

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

'I trust this is a non-smoking uterus!'

Moms gone wild

'This might be a good time to discuss a few grievances.'

'I don't like that one. . . how about the one with the cute smile.'

"Mom, when do I get my own room?"

Untidy bedroom

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

Reflected Glory

'You say that he's so good that you 'Don't know you've got him', so what's the point of him?'

'Oh look Julia, he's just text me his first word.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- it's hard to believe we're related.'

"Now they tell me there's a departure tax."

Baby restaurant

"Good news. Your mother is pregnant, so, we won't be mortgaging your future."

'Does this mean I have to share my pocket money?'

"We're already wondering what her legacy might be."

'Mom says she has a souffle in the oven - Does that mean I'm going to have a baby brother?'

'Watch out for my little brother -- he's clothing-optional.'

"You mean my little sister could be a BOY?"

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

"Yecch! How can something so sweet put out something so yucky?"

'Mom, is the baby my sequel or a spin-off?'

'Another common mistake is to forget to take off the dirty nappy before putting the clean one on.'

'He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites.'

'I'd like an older brother, please.'

'Beats me why I took this place. No en-suite, no walk-in robe and no dining room!'

'Do it again.'