Sibling Dynamics Fan Gifts

'This is my little brother -- He believes in freedom of screech.'

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

'Why can't we trade him to that lady for her two little girls?'

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

"I thought it would be nice if we had a forum where we could get together and have screaming tantrums."

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

'It's 10:00. Do you know where your kids are?'

'Shortly you will be running for your life. I wouldn't order dessert.'

"I'm an oldest child trapped in the body of a middle child."

"Nothing else in my room can spin on the floor like a bottle."

A child as a pet substitute.

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

"Could you please downgrade this to a C? High expectations bring out the worst in my parents."

'So, you're an organ-grinder's monkey? A professional beggar? Is that how you intend to support my daughter?'

'Is that IT? All this way for just the ONE?'

"Well that's the last of our offspring gone - let battle commence."

"We need to have a serious talk."

'You are right, honey, it's raining too much. It's not the best day to visit my mom.'

"I'm so sorry that I screamed...I had a terrible dream: the kids had to leave college and live with us again...Oh, Ed, it was horrible!"

"It's another e-mail from your folks. You know, this would be a whole lot easier if you'd just tell them about the Web."

"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"

"The kids - Prince Englebert and Princess Felicia - would like us to move into the olde monarchs' home."

You never caw.

"I thought we agreed we wouldn't tell your Dad about the Easter Bunny till next year."

"Think about it: Toby's the only ram here, so we have to be half brothers!"

Well, obviously we can't live with my parents

Bears: 'Mummy, mummy can I sleep over at Jessica's this winter.'

"...and then while I was at soccer practice they moved house."

'I'm leaving my wife because of another woman. Her mother.'

'Yoy know perfectly well WHICH corner, Jamie!'

'It's good, Timmy, but it's not refrigerator good.'