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'That's my Brother - He hasn't learned to walk yet!'

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

"I'm an oldest child trapped in the body of a middle child."

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

'Is that IT? All this way for just the ONE?'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

'Cleanliness is next to...impossible.'

"No, William. This is your new little brother, Christopher. Not William 2.0."

'Mum, she pulled my mane!'

"You can't live in our basement. Your brother beat you to it."

"Marcy, you hurt Tommy's self esteem when you say there's a monster under your bed."

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'Stop crying or Mom will think we're not having fun!'

'This is my little brother -- He believes in freedom of screech.'

'He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites.'

"Don't worry, and don't listen to your brother! You can't really smell fear: it's just an expression..."

Big Brother

"Can I see his resume?"

'The only reason I take him with me wherever I go, is because the thought of kissing him goodbye makes me feel sick!'

Little Brother for Sale, 'I don't care what he did!'

"If he's a little bundle of joy, shouldn't he be laughing?"

'I've been thinking about this whole Santa thing.'

"..Just bring me anything that'll scare my little sister"

'Danae is outside unscrupulously taking advantage of gullible people...'

'Your brother sure ha some kind of weirdo creepy imagination.'

'I'm looking forward to when he's 5 years old so I can boss him around.'

'Have you got the price of an icecream on you'

'I'm gonna die.'