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Looking Forward.

"Can I see his resume?"

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"This never happened."

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

'So... Who's chasing who?'

"I'm no expert but I think global worming would be a good thing."

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

'Is that IT? All this way for just the ONE?'

A dog dressed as a cowboy leans against a sign that reads "Armed response".

'It's time you knew the truth. You're not my real son. You're a novelization.'

"She's pretty smart. She already knows enough to spit out vegetables."

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

Reflected Glory

"Virginia Woolf meets 'Car Talk.'"

'...Basset Hound! Anal sacs!'

"I told you not to let him out of your sight."

'It's a nine-to-five job, but most of it we spend napping.'

Dog's Sandwich

"No, William. This is your new little brother, Christopher. Not William 2.0."

"Quit sticking your tongue out at your little brother!"

'We're drying Jimmy's clothes, mom!'

"So, the inevitable sequel."

'That's my Brother - He hasn't learned to walk yet!'

Dog Formerly Known as Prince

"Marcy, you hurt Tommy's self esteem when you say there's a monster under your bed."

'Oh my, it's my sister's address! I'm delivering my own nephew!'

"Let's talk about my Right of Publicity after this photo."

'Watch out for my little brother -- he's clothing-optional.'

'Stop crying or Mom will think we're not having fun!'

Abominable Snow Dog.

Every Dog Has His Day

'The only reason I take him with me wherever I go, is because the thought of kissing him goodbye makes me feel sick!'

"Come on, boy!"