Dog Lover Sibling T-Shirts

"I'm no expert but I think global worming would be a good thing."

Dog's Sandwich

A man and his dog walk away from an ATM; the dog is carrying a wad of cash in his mouth.

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"Come on, boy!"

My Doberman's smarter than your honor roll sutdent.

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

Collies Without Borders

"This never happened."

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

Dog wearing a cone

'She still won't accept that she's the cat, and not the meow.'

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

Chasebook

'We had him trained to stay off the furniture, right up until we gave up.'

Separation

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

'So... Who's chasing who?'

Endangered Species - Hardly/Slightly/Extremely.

Cat king.

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

"C'mon. Get out there and go tinkle already."

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

"It's nice to be wanted."