Sibling Story Lover Pillows

Looking Forward.

"Can I see his resume?"

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"This never happened."

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

'So... Who's chasing who?'

"I'm no expert but I think global worming would be a good thing."

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

A dog dressed as a cowboy leans against a sign that reads "Armed response".

'It's time you knew the truth. You're not my real son. You're a novelization.'

'Is that IT? All this way for just the ONE?'

Reflected Glory

'...Basset Hound! Anal sacs!'

'I kinda did.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

"She's pretty smart. She already knows enough to spit out vegetables."

"Virginia Woolf meets 'Car Talk.'"

"I told you not to let him out of your sight."

"So, the inevitable sequel."

"No, William. This is your new little brother, Christopher. Not William 2.0."

'That's my Brother - He hasn't learned to walk yet!'

'It's a nine-to-five job, but most of it we spend napping.'

Dog Formerly Known as Prince

'We're drying Jimmy's clothes, mom!'

"Quit sticking your tongue out at your little brother!"

Dog's Sandwich

"Let's talk about my Right of Publicity after this photo."

'Oh my, it's my sister's address! I'm delivering my own nephew!'

"Marcy, you hurt Tommy's self esteem when you say there's a monster under your bed."

Abominable Snow Dog.

'Watch out for my little brother -- he's clothing-optional.'

Technically, no, dear, your brother isn't plagiarizing you. ABC. ABC.

'Stop crying or Mom will think we're not having fun!'

Every Dog Has His Day