Sibling Shenanigan Lover Pillows

"Quit sticking your tongue out at your little brother!"

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

Bathroom Fairy

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

"I'm no expert but I think global worming would be a good thing."

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

'No honey, you can't sell him on ebay.'

"Ready...."

'Enjoy it while you can, kid...one day you wake up and you're five!'

Dog's Sandwich

'This is Kevin O'Shea, my big sister's answering service.'

'We're drying Jimmy's clothes, mom!'

Look out, you're sitting on a worm!

'Stop crying or Mom will think we're not having fun!'

'No, she can not come out to play again.'

Technically, no, dear, your brother isn't plagiarizing you. ABC. ABC.

'Watch out for my little brother -- he's clothing-optional.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

Kid has pot stuck on his head.

'He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites.'

A man and his dog walk away from an ATM; the dog is carrying a wad of cash in his mouth.

'My brother ate my homework.'

'What...you just sold your little sister?!'

"Can I see his resume?"

'He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites.

'The only reason I take him with me wherever I go, is because the thought of kissing him goodbye makes me feel sick!'

"Come on, boy!"

'Danae is outside unscrupulously taking advantage of gullible people...'

'Your brother sure ha some kind of weirdo creepy imagination.'

'I'm looking forward to when he's 5 years old so I can boss him around.'

"..Just bring me anything that'll scare my little sister"

Things that don't last 2 seconds...the idea that your l'il sis might actually be good at something.

"Gracie, get out of my room! Must I remind you that I am a martial artist in training?"

Why are you stinging yourself? Why are you stinging yourself? Scorpion older brothers are the worst.

"Welcome to the Kit-Kat Club"