Sibling Shenanigans Enthusiast Pillows

'I told you kids someone was going to get hurt in a 'food fight'!'

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

PET THEORIES

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

'Is that IT? All this way for just the ONE?'

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

'Oh, no! The monster under my bed is my brother!'

C'mon boy, speak! Speak!

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

'Enjoy it while you can, kid...one day you wake up and you're five!'

"Quit sticking your tongue out at your little brother!"

Look out, you're sitting on a worm!

'We're drying Jimmy's clothes, mom!'

'This is Kevin O'Shea, my big sister's answering service.'

'Silly Billy - who told you that you could eat a cake of soap?'

'Watch out for my little brother -- he's clothing-optional.'

'Stop crying or Mom will think we're not having fun!'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites.'

Little Brother for Sale, 'I don't care what he did!'

"I'm wearing new cologne. I hope Smiley is able to control herself around me today."

"Don't worry, and don't listen to your brother! You can't really smell fear: it's just an expression..."

'My brother ate my homework.'

'What...you just sold your little sister?!'

'He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites.

'The only reason I take him with me wherever I go, is because the thought of kissing him goodbye makes me feel sick!'

"If he's a little bundle of joy, shouldn't he be laughing?"

"Hey! That's my little brother! Only I get to bully him."

'Your brother sure ha some kind of weirdo creepy imagination.'