Sibling Saga Appreciator Pillows

"Marcy, you hurt Tommy's self esteem when you say there's a monster under your bed."

'Is that IT? All this way for just the ONE?'

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

"She's pretty smart. She already knows enough to spit out vegetables."

Reflected Glory

'That's my Brother - He hasn't learned to walk yet!'

"So, the inevitable sequel."

'Watch out for my little brother -- he's bathroom-challenged.'

'Cleanliness is next to...impossible.'

'This is my little brother -- He believes in freedom of screech.'

'Stop crying or Mom will think we're not having fun!'

"Look! the poor kid's prematurely BALD!"

'He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites.'

'The only reason I take him with me wherever I go, is because the thought of kissing him goodbye makes me feel sick!'

"Good memoir, but we're looking for something more candid. Like not-being-invited-home-ever-again-for-Thanksgiving candid."

Big Brother

Pterodactyl Pteenagers.

"Can I see his resume?"

Noah's Ark Being Towed.

"If he's a little bundle of joy, shouldn't he be laughing?"

"When will someone teach us how to share?"

Things that don't last 2 seconds...the idea that your l'il sis might actually be good at something.

"Mom says he's a bouncing baby boy. . . wanna try it?"

'I'm looking forward to when he's 5 years old so I can boss him around.'

'Danae is outside unscrupulously taking advantage of gullible people...'

'Your brother sure ha some kind of weirdo creepy imagination.'

"Hey! That's my little brother! Only I get to bully him."

"..Just bring me anything that'll scare my little sister"

'I've been thinking about this whole Santa thing.'

"I hope you kept the box it came in."

"There's no one to blame but myself. I wish I had a little brother."